Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble pie)
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa  (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble pie)
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video
Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble pie)
A palatial palace, that was my ho
What A Place To Find One's Divinity lyrics




She says it's cold outside but she doesn't want to put on her coat
She says it's gona mess up the look that she's going for tonight
Isn't it funny what girls will sacrifice just to look beautiful if just for a few hours time

And everyone watc
me  (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble pie)
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome  (once he was the King of Spain)
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
"King, how are you such a genius?
There's a roof overhead and food on our plates!"
It's laisez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair
Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble pie)
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You phone me  (
Never Far Behind lyrics




I know this really isnt you 
I Know Yor Heart Is Somewhere Else 
And i'll Do Anything I Can 
To Help You Break Out Of This Spell 
I See You Following Your Crown 
I Know Your Trying To Fit In 
But If Your Gonna Find Yourself 
You Go
ow I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni  (once he was the King of Spain)
Now some of you are probably wondering how I cam to be living in Canada
after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys?
Tell us, King!
You see late one night when the palace was asleep
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like
Room 19 lyrics


Sha-la-la-la-la
Sha-la-la-la-lee
Sha-la-la-la-la
I feel free

When I woke up I was freezing
Shaking like a leaf
I was stuck up on a shelf
With the other guys in Room 19

Then the brain here right beside me
Speaking te
 me
Arrives and we make a switch
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
World made up of silver and copper
Out of my own volition, I took a change of position
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The King of Spain never rushes!!!
Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble)
I was looking for off-handed ways to improve us  (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble pie)
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fr
?vous!  (once he was the King of Spain)